Chris: "Helllllo everybody at home and here in the arena it's self. I'd like to welcome you to the first ever, Monday Night WAR!!"

The arena roars with cheers.

J Diamond: "Hello everyone watching. I'm J, J, J Diamond with my good friend."

Stan Gweedo: "Your good friend, Stan Gweedo."

J: "Well, lets get the show on the road."

Stan: "Um, J? We aren't moving dude."

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J: "I..I know. I was just saying..and here starts the match!"

Tony Rizzo walks down to the ring.

J: "Here comes one half of the DEW Tag Team Champions."

Stan: "The man of many words and gold. Tony Rizzo!"

The crowd boos at Rizzo but Rizzo ignores it.

Lloyd Williams runs down to the ring with cheers

J: "And it's.."

Stan: "Mister Money!" J: "Sure, why not?"

The ref calls for the bell and just as he does Tony goes for a DDT taking Lloyd out.

J: "My god! Lloyd is already out from that DDT!"

Stan: "Or is he?"

Tony flips over Lloyd's body and climbs the turnbuckles.

J: "He is setting up for the : Italiano Dell’ Aria!"

Stan: "Or as some call it. The Air Italian!"

Tony goes for the Air Italian...

1...2...3!

Tony rolls out of the ring with his belt in his hand laughing at Lloyd.

J: "Poor Lloyd. Second lost in a row."

Stan: "The money has gone poor!"

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J: "Now it is time for the Number One Contenders Match for Xtreme Title!"

Stan: "Really? Thought it was time for you to shut up and get ready for the match God Damnit!"

CPK walks out with a bit of mix reactions.

J: "A man with no words at all."

Stan: "How do you know Mister J?"

J: "Guess I don't know Stan."

Kevin Kanyon runs out to the ring with the fans cheering.

Chris King slowly walks out to the ring with some cheers.

Kain Mortis walks out and looks around the arena.

J: "And here is the final man of this match.."

Alex Darkhorse walks down to the ring with cheers and claps.

The ref calls for the bell

Stan: "The hell is about to start."

CPK quickly hops out of the ring and grabs a chair while Alex punches Kevin and King holds onto him. Kain slides out of the ring and gets a baseball bat. CPK slides in and slams Alex in the back of the head.

J: "Oh my GOD!"

Stan: "What? Is being hit in the head. Not THAT bad?"

J: "YES!"

Kevin kicks King in the nuts just as Kain hits Kevin's left leg with that bat causing Kevin to fall. CPK throws the chair at a kneeling Kevin. Kain goes for a swing at CPK but Alex trips Kain out of the ring

J: "This is just a war."

Stan: "Now you know why this show is called WAR! Damnit!"

King picks up CPK and sets him for a piledriver knocking CPK on the floor. Alex gets up and hits King across the head with the chair and flops on CPK...

1...KICK OUT!

Kain comes back in the ring and slams the bat against Kevin's leg again. CPK gets up and does a suplex on Kain. Kevin gets up and runs into a dropkick from CPK. CPK starts to stomp on Alex.

J: "CPK is cleaning the house."

Stan: "And he isn't even speaking English. Double points!"

CPK gets put into a leglock by King but CPK kicks him in the face. CPK gets up just as Kain gets up and does the KopKilla on him. Kain rolls out of the ring. CPK gets on the toprope and does a moonsault onto Kain...

1...2...3!

J: "And here is the new contender for the DEW Xtreme Championship. CP.."

Stan: "K!"

J: "You always steal my things."

Stan: "Deal with it sucka."

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Chris Russell is standing in the ring with a mic.

Chris Russell: "Now tonight's match against the Michigan Gunners and D.I.E. has been changed into a normal tag match. Due to a request from the teams."

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The Michigan Gunners walk out to the ring with the lovely Lizzie Webb

J: "Here are the Gunners for the first time in tag team action."

Stan: "Along with the smoking hot Lizzie Webb."

Lizzie walks by the booth and Stan does the "Call Me" hand sign. Lizzie ignores and walks on.

J: "A, real chick magnet."

Stan: "Shut up."

Neo and Josh of D.I.E. walk out to the ring.

J: "D.I.E.!"

Stan: "I thought you loved me!"

J: "You thought wrong."

Neo and Jake walk up to each other and shake hands. The ref calls for the bell and the two lock up. Neo goes with an uppercut sending Jake back. Jake kicks the knee of Neo and does a knee to the face. Jake picks up Neo but Neo fights back with a snap powerbomb followed by a pin...

1...2.BreakOut!

J: "So close."

Stan: "And yet so far. Stupid."

Neo tags in Josh Lenix. Jake crawls for a tag to Mike but Josh pulls him back and puts him into a Boston Crab. Jake grabs the bottom rope and kicks off Josh. Jake gets up and jumps as he tags in Mike Lynch.

Stan: "There is the tag."

Mike runs in and clotheslines Josh and pushs Neo off the ropes. Mike lifts up Josh and does a Brainbuster DDT followed with a pin...

1...2..KICKOUT!

J: "So damn close."

Neo runs and pulls Jake off the apron and Mike looks over as Josh gets up and turns Lynch around and puts him in the Phoenix Lock. Lynch taps out.

J: "Finally!"

Stan: "But it wasn't a pin."

Neo slides in the ring with Josh and Jakes gets in the ring with Mike. Jake puts his hand out and Josh shakes. Mike pats Josh on the back and shakes hands with Neo.

J: "Three Detroit boys shaking hands."

Stan: "Gayyy."

J: "Shut the hell up."

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Johnny Ace walks to the ring with Tommy Gunn with boos.

J: "Here is our, DEW World Champion. Johnny Ace."

Stan: "And here comes out WAR World Champion. Dark Tiger.

Dark Tiger walks to the ring slapping fans hands.

Johnny stomps on Tiger's foot. The ref looks at Ace and Ace say "What did I do?" The ref looks away and calls for the bell. Tiger does a Big Boot on Johnny. Johnny gets up and does a side slam on Tiger.

J: "Man, this match is already starting out like a WAR!"

Stan: "Hence the reason why this is called WAR damnit!"

Johnny picks up Tiger and Big Boot with a pin...

1...2..BREAKOUT!

Tiger backs up against the ropes and Tommy grabs Tiger's boots. Johnny turns Tiger around and does a Badda Bing with the pin...

1...2...3!

Tommy slides in the ring and him and Ace start to stomp on Tiger.

J: "This isn't right damnit."

The cheers get loud and Johnny and Tommy keep kicking.

Stan: "It's..Jake Hunter?"

Jake runs to the ring with a chair and hits Tommy and misses Johnny as Johnny slides out of the ring with Tommy.

J: "Whoa! A man I'd never think would save Tiger."

Stan: "Well, Jake is a family man."

Jake helps Tiger up and raise his hand shouting "Dark Tiger is the Real Champion. YOU PUSSY!"

J: "Thank you all.."

Stan: "And Good Fucking Night!"

The WAR! Logo is shown at the lower lefthand of the screen as the ring fades out.